good question! similarly to that strange man in your emails who won't stop trying to tell you about insurance and sweaters and that bear that may live closer to you on the street that you think, i am a stranger on the internet! you don't know anything about me (and maybe you never will) but i can change that RIGHT NOW if you keep reading! isn't technology just wonderful?
i reside in my own personalized junkyard, home to an ever-accumulating pile of post-its, comics, and small jars containing mere grains of the sands of time! i carry spiders in my pockets and bird wings fall out of the sky! i have a short-term memory of about 5 seconds! i'm like a goldfish, but real! did you know that horripilation is a fancier word for goosebumps?
my shopping list: (note: make image of post it and link objects to awesome things)
